Cheesecake, Anyone?

I had one of those nights where I thought I could do anything so I made an unrealistic bet with my brother... I am now on a diet.

What was I thinking?!

I don't do healthy!! That is why I work out. I work out so I can enjoy double stuffed oreos, swedish fish, and mint chocolate chip ice cream with caramel and sprinkles! I don't work out to get in shape! I work out to have an excuse to grab those peanut butter M&M's staring at me in the grocery check out line! I do it for the freedom of food! It's the 4th of July Weekend! This is just all wrong!
I am literally food depressed.

Anybody have some good ideas to make a salad delicious?

I Have Lost It

So it seemed to be a pretty normal day at work today. Really I think the only thing that seemed off was when I walked around... especially on the tile, the sound of the clink and clank it just sounded off. Well around 3:30 I was sitting at my desk (working very hard) I looked at the floor and noticed a bow on my right shoe, the bow of a shoe that I have that I did NOT put on today. Do you understand what I am saying?!




I had two different shoes on all day! I didn't find out until the day was almost over. I seriously haven't laughed that hard in such a long time, I guess being a ditz pays off!... sometimes